April 2013
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What I feel like saying whenever anyone asks "How...
whatshouldwecallme:
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shattystrashstache:
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
"Hey, so what are you doing after class, got any...
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“You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own...”
– Ira Glass (via wendesgray)
March 2013
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luckynote:
trustisforfools:
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replystacks:
But seriously.
People will call celebrities by ridiculous stage names that were made-up to sound more unique, but they refuse to call trans* people the names they have chosen to match their gender identity.
If you can call Nicole Polizzi by the name Snooki, then you can call a trans* person by their chosen name.
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fawkes-:
my thoughts are avocados i cannot fathom into guacamole
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Heard on the Subway: Talking about your gay son.
areyouahauntedpotato:
cptprocrastination:
rafi-dangelo:
I was on my way to work, zoned out listening to some old school Shania Twain to get my life right, when two construction worker types got on the train at Penn Station. They were both middle-aged white guys with Long Island accents, mustaches, dirty jeans — the type of guys you’d expect to see on a building site. I caught a piece of...
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If you live in LA & have a free afternoon!!
effyeahnerdfighters:
fishingboatproceeds:
tryingtoextendyourlife:
John Green’s taping on March 19 STILL HAVE SOME TICKETS LEFT!!
Book your ticket FOR FREE:
http://1iota.com/show/view/The_Late_Late_Show_with_Craig_Ferguson#list
And enjoy!!
(True story.)
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT THIS IS A THING THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?!
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, CRAIG FERGUSON. YOU COULDN’T HAVE...
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DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER
ofdemonsandtimelords:
THAT YOU ARE
DAMN INTELLIGENT
VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS
SUPER FUCKING LOVED
EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING
NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS
AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.
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itallwentbarmy:
cutewasteland:
thehuckleberry:
misterchristofelees:
wutheringss:
Horrible hilarious accidental pun in my history exam;
“Henry VIII’s marriage to Catherine Howard was cut short in February 1542”
I am a terrible person
No you’re not a bad person, that’s nothing worth losing your head over.
It was a decent enough pun, but a lack-luster execution.
Nice job, guys. I’m...
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feelings re: academia and college.
Prepare thyself; there be a mighty rant under the cut.
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If Mount Holyoke College and I were in a relationship on Facebook, our status would perpetually read, “It’s super fucking complicated.”
Sometimes, i wonder why on Earth I’m still here. Not here in the metaphysical sense, but why I actively remain on this campus, in these classes, doing these seemingly...
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Reblog if you're in college and this is the most...
loverofrocks:
Because I can tell I’m not the only one.
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sevenpoints:
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captainragtag:
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY...
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enjolrasthechief:
waywardism:
imagine being able to sit down next to your favourite fictional character and then being able to stroke their hair while they cry and tell you everything
“They didn’t come when we called :(“
It didn’t quite work out that way in Inkheart.
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paula-valeria:
fatefellshortthistoime:
“you’re only 18, you’ll regret that tattoo when you’re older” my mom says as she hands me college applications so i can decide on the career i’ll have for the rest of my life
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When I hear my mom yell my full name
whatshouldwecallme:
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tyleroakley:
hoelita:
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
I think I might be a female sloth.
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Whenever I read the Harry Potter books, I get...
gallifrey-feels:
YOU ARE DOING MAGIC HOMEWORK FOR YOUR MAGIC CLASSES AT YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL WITH YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS.
I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. WANNA DO MY MUGGLE HOMEWORK?
STOP COMPLAINING.
#if i went to fucking hogwarts i would wake up at six in the morning every damn day and be like I’M GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK NOW
When you think about it, this explains Hermione.
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Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
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This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
February 2013
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Body Positivity
rmatwijkow:
Dear Mt. Holyoke Community,
Let’s get one thing straight - body positivity is a two way street. Being told that I am “too thin”, “unhealthy or gross looking”, or that I “must have body issues” because you believe I am too thin is not okay. Body positivity means appreciating a person’s body (and the fact that it’s theirs to control, not yours).
Sincerely,
An Angry Moho
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aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
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sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
uzumakikakashi1348:
drinkindarkwhiskey:
dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:
mrcraabs:
imagine if you could screenshot real life
camera
that thing you’re talking about is a camera
guys maybe it’s time we go outside.
After this episode.
did you say season i heard season
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thetimelordpirate:
Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your pocket catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
