I’m creeping on the Westfield State 2016 page and I came across this gem of a post:
”ommgg cannttt wait to hit up session d with muhh girrll (insert full tagged name here)!!! repppinnnn da 01867 whose with meehhh?!?! saaa excited for #collegelyfe #westfieldbidz”
Dear future freshman, please don’t all be like this. I might kick you all in the face.
And then there’s the Mount Holyoke 2016 page, where discussions about Pokemon and Harry Potter, pictures of kitties in MoHo attire, and intelligent questions regarding campus life abound.
…wait, you’ve never heard of Mount Holyoke, my beloved private women’s college home away from home?