(via observeroftheuniverse)
| Me: | Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You. |
| Me: | What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing. |
| Me: | NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE. |
| Me: | Good luck in the slow lane there, bud. |
| Me: | Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why. |
| Me: | Lolol your car's a piece of shit. |
| Me: | If I miss that green light because of you... |
| Me: | You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch. |
| Me: | I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT |
| Me: | Shit is that a cop? No. |
| Me: | Shit THAT is a cop. |
| Me: | Nope, roof rack. |